Dead Bug Funeral Kit

The Dead Bug Funeral Kit comes with a 32-page Illustrated Buggy Book of Eulogies with Ribbon Bookmark, Casket, Grave Marker, White Clay Flower, Burial Scroll, and Pouch of Grass Seed.

The Buggy Book of Eulogies contains 15 eulogies and 15 buggy illustrations for your Ant, Bee, Beetle, Butterfly, Caterpillar, Cockroach, Cricket, Doodlebug, Fly, Grasshopper, Ladybug, Lightning Bug, Praying Mantis, Spider or Stickbug. The poems are eulogies told by children who have lost their pet bugs to fate. Each book is handmade one at a time. The Kits are assembled by hand as well.

The Burial Scroll comes tied with a ribbon and deposited in the Casket. The Burial Scroll gives instructions for conducting burial ceremonies. Mourners may bury their loved ones outside in the garden or inside the tin box itself, filled with soil and planted with the grass seed provided.

We hope the Dead Bug Funeral Kit will provide some consolation. You may preorder this Kit for yourself or a loved one. We are working as briskly as we can to make these Kits, but there is a lot of grief in this world. And a lot of bugs. We appreciate your patience.

Dead Bug Funeral Kit
One Kit (1) is $20
Two Kits (2) are $35
Ground shipping & handling is $4 per kit within the U.S. International orders welcome. We've shipped to the U.K., Norway, and even Japan.

Excerpted eulogies follow. Artwork by Corinne Barringer.

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For information, contact David Barringer at dlbarringer AT gmail DOT com.
David Barringer is an author, freelance writer, graphic designer, artist,
and father of two future inventors of the neurally implanted infochip
supporting eleven exclusive celebrity-news channels.
All work copyrighted David Barringer 2000-2008.